Radio 57, side A, track 12: “Hot For Teacher” by Van Halen

Van Halen - Hot For TeacherOh, Van Halen, I was going to write a post about the huge crush I had on my third grade teacher and how she gave me a hug when my grandpa died and obviously I still remember it to this day, but I decided after listening to this one again that it’s not really the right tone and considering all the sordid tales about teachers and their students, well, I just don’t want to go there, Van Halen, especially since school’s back in session.  So let’s just say that I had a very chaste crush on my third grade teacher, and let’s all agree that this song rocks, and let’s just put a few more stickers on our Trapper Keepers and go our separate ways.

“Hot For Teacher”

<AWESOME Van Halen jam>

Oh, wow, man, I said

Wait a second, man

Whattaya think the teacher’s gonna look like this year?

Whoooa, uh!

Oh yeah

T-t-teacher, stop that screamin’
Teacher, donchoo see
Don’t wanna be no uptown fool

Maybe I should go ta hell
But I’m doin’ well
Teacher needs to see me after school

I think of all the education that I’ve missed

But then my homework was never quite like this

Ow, got it bad, got it bad, got it bad

I’m hot f’teacha

I’ve got it baaaad, soooo baaaad

I’m hot f’teacha

Hey, I heardja missed us, we’re back!

Hey

I brought my pencil

Gimme somethin’ ta write on!

Whoo

Uh!

Ooo ooo ooo

I heard aboutcha lessons, but lessons are so cold

I know about this school

Little girl from Cherry Lawn, how can ya be so bold

How didjoo know that golden rule

I think of all the education that I’ve missed

But then my homework was never quite like this

Whoa, got it bad, got it bad, got it bad

I’m hot f’teacha

Whooooa

<AWESOME Van Halen jam>

Aw, man, I think that clock is slow

I don’t feel tardy

Class dismissed!

I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad

I’m hot f’teacha

Whoa

Oh yes, I’m hot

Wow!!!

Oh my God

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