Radio 83, side B, track 3: “Slow Hand” by The Pointer Sisters

Slow Hand - Pointer SistersOh, The Pointer Sisters, damn ladies.  I did not realize how sexual all y’all’s music was.  Pretty sure this was another of my favorites when I was six or seven, meaning that it’s very likely that I was singing about how I wanted a man with a slow hand who didn’t come and go in a heated rush right about the time I was going into kindergarten.  I also really enjoyed the version they used in that Schick razor commercial.  I wouldn’t have ever thought this about you, The Pointer Sisters, but if I ever have kids, they probably can’t listen to your music until they’re 18.  Just so I don’t get any weird looks at the grocery store.

lyrics to “Slow Hand”

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