Oh, Dino, can we please stop with all this Romeo and Juliet business? Does no one remember how that all ended? When I hear someone talk about Romeo and Juliet, I don’t think romance. I think of underage sex and murder and clergy with questionable ethics (marrying two teenagers on the run from the law? Really?) and suicide. There’s nothing in that story that should hold any appeal to anyone. So when I hear you telling some girl that you’ll be her Romeo, all I’m thinking is that all y’all are ending up on “Dateline”.