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Radio XL, side B, track 5: “Head To Toe” by Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam

Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam - Head To ToeOh, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam, this great song is the perfect time to talk about something I absolutely hate:  feet.  And toes (no offense, toemailer).  Seriously, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam, there is nothing wrong with just loving him from head to ankles.  Even head to knees is acceptable.  But all the way to the toes?  No.  Absolutely not necessary.  And did you guys sing at the end of this that you wanted to KISS him from head to (shudder) toe?  No.  Absolutely not, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam.

There are only a few things that separate humanity from the animals, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam.  One of them is blogging.  Another one is shoes.  Shoes that cover the entire foot.  Definitely not sandals.  ABSOLUTELY not flip-flops.  Speaking of flip-flops, I will forever hate those girls on that lacrosse team who wore flip-flops to the White House and ushered in the era of making it acceptable to wear them anywhere and everywhere.  One of the worst sounds in the world is that of a foot flapping against the rubber sole of one of those monstrosities.  Guh.  Hate it.  HATE it.

My wife and I have discussed my discomfort of feet ad nauseam.  She finds it absolutely hilarious and makes a point of waiting until bedtime to lotion hers up as I lay there, horrified (I also don’t like lotion).  She wiggles her toes at me.  She asks me to rub her feet.  RUB HER FEET!!!!  Hands on feet. . .that is verboten, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam.  Guh.

As I’m typing this, I have on some comfortable slip-ons covering my feet.  It’s taken me a long time to even be comfortable with that.  It would probably be better to have socks on, too, but that’s okay.  This seems like a reasonable alternative and those feet still stay covered.  Also, what is with GUYS wearing sandals?  It’s bad enough seeing women’s feet, which aren’t necessarily the worst thing to see, but there is absolutely no reason that any guy needs to be exposing his nasty-ass feet at the grocery store.  What the hell is the deal with this, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam?!?!?

I don’t know where this dislike of feet came from, but I will say that I didn’t come from a family known for getting pedicures.  Plus, it was hella cold most of the time, so at minimum you wore socks most of the year anyway.  I do remember walking around barefoot in the house as a kid and stepping on a needle that had somehow made its way into the carpet.  Maybe that’s what did it.  I don’t know.  But feet are gross.

Now, there is an exception to this rule:  baby toes.  Kids’ feet in general are all right until about five or six, but then you gots to cover ’em up.  It’s a rule.

Did you know there are people who have foot FETISHES, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam?  I don’t even. . .I can’t. . .

That’s it.  I can’t write any more on the subject of feet.  Just the fact that I’ve typed the word “feet” so many times in this post is making me feel a little nauseous.

So, yeah, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam.  I love you, and I love this song, but not real happy that it makes me think about f-e-e-t every time I hear it.

Guh.

“Head To Toe”

<awesome Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam jam>

Head ta tooooooe

I knoooooooooow

T’day started with a crazy kiss
On our way home

Weee were in for a surpriiise
Who would’ve known

Who would’ve thought that we would become lovers
As friends we were so, so tiiight

Can’t help myself

You make me feel so riiiight

I got ta, got ta tell ya, darlin’
Oooo, baby, I think I love ya
From head ta toe

Oooo, baby, I think I love ya
From head ta toe

I think I love ya from head ta toooooe

I knooooooow

Here today, gone tomorrow
It’s possible, but I doubt it

His kiss is credit in the bank’a love
Never leave home without it

He’s different from any boy I know
Body supreme

Bedroom eyes, head back to the siiide
Please don’t be so mean

14-karat love, you are my jewel of the Nile, when we make loooove diamonds aaare foreveeer
Top ta bottom I love you
I will leave you nevaaaah

I got ta, got ta tell ya, darlin’
Oooo, baby, I think I love ya
From head ta toe

Oooo, baby, I think I love ya
From head ta toe

I think I love ya from head ta toooooe, ya can’t hurry love, you got ta take it sloooow

But my angel, you forget your wings
Toniiight (heaven up above)
Baby, you got the love

<awesome Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam jam>

14-karat love, you are my jewel of the Nile, when we make loooove diamonds aaare foreveeer
Top ta bottom I love you
I will leave you nevaaaahh

I got ta, got ta tell ya, darlin’
Oooo, baby, I think I love ya
From head ta toe

Oooo, baby, I think I love ya
From head ta toe

I think I love ya from head ta toooooe (oooo, baby, I think I love ya)
(From head ta toe)
I knooooooow

(Ooo, baby, I want ta kiss ya)
(From head ta toe)

(Ooo, baby, I think I love ya)
(You got ta know know know know)

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